Hey, now. The Cubs actually have a front office that's competent
, now, for the first time since ... well, ever.
That said, they're still a 70-win team at best this season. It'll take a while for Hoyer and Theo's work to actually have some real effect.
Edit: Also, stop talking smack about the Dinger Machine. Any smaller, or less garish, and it'd be a strange contraption that everyone wouldn't get. There clearly was a threshold before which the thing just wouldn't work.
But because they went all out, it is both terrible and amazing. It is ten times the gimmick that the fucking Rally Monkey ever was. All shall love it and despair.