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Old March 29 2012, 11:25 AM   #11
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Re: Janeway against the Xindi...

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Because of the 7 of 9 and T'Pol mud wrestling tournament?
I'd prefer a muddy Chakotay and Archer.
MY GOD. I've just had a revelation. I can't believe such a simple thing never materialized into a sentence for me before.

There are no hot men on VOY.

Chakotay is a plank.

Paris is a silly child.

Tuvok is a not-hot Vulcan.

The Doctor is way too irritating.

Kim is okay as far as hotness goes, if you like the baby faced thing which I do not.

Contrast this with ENT.

Archer, though not my favorite by any means, is certainly very hot. Twilight comes to mind, OH HOW WE WANT TO COMFORT HIM and of course shirtless Archer is great to look at.

Trip, well obviously very very hot. Sweet, sexy.. and shirtless Trip is great to look at.

Reed, see thread. EXTREMELY Hot. Repressed is always hot, just takes you right back to Spock.

Hayes, well he's rather beautiful and also hot. Tightly wound

Phlox, I find that genial urbane-ness to be rather hot in itself.

Soval is SO HOT he burns through the screen. My favorite ever Vulcan, very attractive and interesting man.

Heck even Admiral Forrest is hot in a "your daddy has money" kind of way.

No wonder my VOY Love is all about the women! Let's take these two series and lock them in a turbolift together and let the shipping begin!
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