My 7 of 9 toaster contains no "rack" jests, rather it looks like Borg technology and has voice activations.
Push bread down in toaster, toaster says: "Your biological distinctiveness has been added to our own."
Adjust toasting level dial, toaster says: "You will adapt."
Toast begins to burn while still in toaster, toaster says: "Don't panic. It's counter productive."
Toast pops up, toaster announces: "Remove your toast or I will remove your arm!"
Would I pay 100.00 for this? I'll take two please.