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Old March 7 2012, 08:38 AM   #225
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Re: Why was Kes written off the show?

If I put my hands on Jeri Ryan's breasts what do I feel? JERI RYAN. Because it's her skin. Whether she has something extra underneath or not, I am still feeling Jeri Ryan.

If I put my hands on Crusher's hair I am in direct contact with something that is not her.

It would be as if Jeri Ryan had no breasts and had completely fake ones strapped to her chest and I was feeling them.

It's okay though, I have worked out the paragraph of disclaimers I plan to post along with my hair comments the next time Crusher comes up. I may even include my comparison to Jeri Ryan's breasts.

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
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