If I put my hands on Jeri Ryan's breasts what do I feel? JERI RYAN. Because it's her skin. Whether she has something extra underneath or not, I am still feeling Jeri Ryan.
If I put my hands on Crusher's hair I am in direct contact with something that is not her.
It would be as if Jeri Ryan had no breasts and had completely fake ones strapped to her chest and I was feeling them.
It's okay though, I have worked out the paragraph of disclaimers I plan to post along with my hair comments the next time Crusher comes up. I may even include my comparison to Jeri Ryan's breasts.