The only thing Tim got wrong is that Brannon wanted a Bloke.
He said to the network... "S'cool, right?"
And they replied coldly "Give it tits."
You can talk about how wonderful Jeri is till the cows come homel, but that's nothing compared to the comedy of Tom and Harry teaching a MALE Seven of Nine how to pee standing up with accuracy.
(My mind just pulled up some files label Jim Carey going to the toilet in Me, Myself and irene.)
"I son't think that you can, that any one could write "Seven of Nine tertiary Adjunct to Unimatritrix One" in the snow all by themselves, and no I didn't mean that you should assimilate a small collective to get the job done."
Changed my mind.
There'd be nothing as funny as B'Elanna teaching a FEMALE Seven of Nine to pee standing up with accuracy.