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Old February 16 2012, 08:24 AM   #981
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Re: Does It Get Better???

Remember in Ground Hog Day when they explained to THEBILLMURRAY about how he could do absolutely anything he wanted consequence free because the universe was going to reset at 6am?

Harry "Doctor, You don't suppose, when you're finished with sevens brain, I could have it?"

Doctor "No."

Harry "Nothing sexual."

Doctor "Still no."

Harry "Look, I just want to lick it."

Doctor "Definitely NO then, and besides, it's 15 degrees below zero in here, your tongue would stick to her, and probably permanently considering the universe is about to end."

Harry "I thought it would give me luck."

Doctor "Bull^%$#."

Harry "okay, I admit, its a little bit sexual."
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