My secret crush? Why, I hate you all equally of course!
I don't really crush on anyone I haven't met or got to know, so I can't give you that, but why not have a secret valentine match-up? It's the only love i'll be getting this year (or any other for that matter) so lets have some fun!*
*In all seriousness, if I get matched with MadBaggins, I'm coming for you all. With a dremel. It's cordless