My computer wears contacts.
Mine has a monocle. It fits over the webcam.
Anyway, to answer the OP question properly, here's my current unit:
Acer Aspire 8920G
Intel Core2 Duo T9300 (2.5GHz)
Nvidia GeForce 9500M GS, 512Mb memory
2 x 232Gb HDD
1Tb and 2Tb external hard drives
BluRay player / DVD writer
18.4" monitor, max resolution 1920x1080
Had it for 3 and a half years, and never needed repairing.