Just got off the phone with the head honcho...looks like our Christmas miracle has happened! We've met a fellow with a HUGE furniture warehouse who's a Trek fan and it looks like he's thrilled to house us!
Arrangements are being made right now to make the move...but it all looks like a go...with PLENTY of room to spare.
...and the bonus is...this guy deals in retro 60s furniture which I understand he'll be happy to loan us, so we'll have access to period pieces...
Praise be to the Great Bird of the Galaxy!