"You could even be the Bay Harbour Butcher."
"I ...I am the Bay Harbour Butcher."
was hilarious, but it reminded me of this...
"I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my second life I was also a paper salesman and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same. Except I could fly."