Re: NCC-1701 USS Enterprise Deck by Deck - WIP
You need that big disco-ball thing that was in an animated series episode ("Practical Joker", I think?) that started shooting phaser blasts at the bridge crew when some entity took over the computer. Why you would have such a thing on a ship's bridge is beyond my ability to comprehend, but it was there!
I may appear unoccupied to you, but at the molecular level, I'm really quite busy.