I couldn't get onto this bbs all day! I thought I was going to die! TO DIE!!!!
"Oh come now.. you weren't really going to die were you?"
YES!!!! YES I WAS GOING TO DIE!!!!
"No.. not teacake.. dead.. it can't be.."
Well.. I may have exaggerated a leeeetle bit..
"My non-amusement.. let me show it to you."