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Old September 24 2011, 12:46 PM   #3296
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Re: Superman (casting, rumors, pix till release)

Python Trek wrote: View Post
Why must these films always be angsty, smutty, PG-13 crap?
Because it was an X-Men film?

Angsty:

Like maybe the one where Xavier goes insane and becomes Onslaught? Or the one where Jean Grey goes insane and becomes Dark Phoenix? Or the one where Warren Worthington goes insane and becomes the new Apocalypse? Or the one where Xavier goes insane and becomes Onslaught? Or the one where Wolverine is Wolverine? Or the one where Xavier goes insane and becomes Onslaught?

Smutty:

How about the ones that have Psylocke? Because they're pretty much just straight-up pornography. Also, yellowface. Or the ones drawn by Greg Land. Or the ones written by Chris Claremont and his good old-fashioned fetishism?

PG-13:

Every X-Men comic written since roughly 1982, except for the ones which would get a soft R.

Or to combine all of above, the one where Cyclops loses the love of his life (well, at that pont) and because he is sad and also apparently blind (I guess faces are hard to make out through ruby quartz) subsequently marries her clone, who puts on BDSM gear after she goes insane and becomes the Goblin Queen.
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