And even if you bought them into the Championship that's surely unfair on two other teams who'd lose out...
At least it would give Coventry and Doncaster someone to beat.
Arsenal's signings are more desperate than solid. Arteta hasn't been much good for two years now, let alone a good Fabregas replacement.
Everton themselves are surely staring down the barrel of a long season now, having sold him and their entire fit strikeforce!