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Old August 26 2011, 03:44 PM   #15
Captain Dago
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Re: Katie Holmes: Babe of the week #35 (Aug. 2011)

Normally with the BOTW voting, I'm all about the physical factor -- how hot does this woman LOOK -- and not at all interested in the artistic or personality factors (can she act her way out of a paper bag? has she said or done something egregious in public?). But while Ms. Holmes might generally be a borderline up/sideways for me (cute, but a little too skinny for my tastes; not really "Babe" worthy), the real life factor quickly shoves her into the down category. I mean, I look at her and all I can think is "Mrs. Tom Cruise," which creeps me out so badly that any upwards stirrings are immediately quenched and shrivelled.

Plus, she can't act her way out of a paper bag.
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