Hint for the next BOTW (don't answer if you know):
"Excuse me, senorita. You mind if we join you? I'm feeling you're being neglected."
"Well I'm expecting somebody."
"No, but any minute now."
"Any minute. Some people live a lifetime in a minute. What are you doing right now?"
"I'm waiting for him."
"Well would you mind if we waited with you? You know, just to keep the womanizers from bothering you."
"No, I don't mind."