No he couldn't. Our accents would cause him to have a sever meltdown long before he ever had a chance to start writing.
Slightly more serious, while he could probably remember all the poems of all the poets in perfect detail, his interpretation of their meaning would be limited and would most likely write a very technical answer.
And I also feel your pain. Come, let us forget our sorrows with Romulan ale
Are you doing the leaving this week too? Hi five
@flying spaghetti monster im only on season 5 of TNG, looking forward to seeing it