I think Lex should interrupt the Clark and Lois wedding, take a big shit in the middle of the room and say "That's what this show was when I left it and that's what this show still is today."
No, no, I'm expecting Lana to crash the wedding right before they exchange rings, screaming, "Clark, I'm cured! Don't marry her!"
Clark will super-shove Lo halfway across Kansas, with a big, douchey grin on his face.
I'm just sayin'.