To all those insulting our national maidens...we have a lot of very attractive British babes.
Well, maybe not a lot. But some.
Piper is representative of a certain type: likes to smoke/drink/do drugs/generally have a good time. Sadly not mine.
Actually I think most of the hot girls you see today are British. Page 3 girls have surpassed tea, muffins, and the Beatles as your leading export.