Ferengi Rules of Acquisitions...Let's Quote Them.
I'll start this thread with my favorite rule [#76] Quarrk mentioned in the season 2 episode THE HOMECOMING.
#76. Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
You Know You Watch Too Much Doctor Who When...
You realize you can no longer tell the difference between
an English accent and a Scottish accent.