Psion wrote:

Expo67 wrote:

USS Intrepid wrote:

I don't think I want to know. 
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That makes two of us.
I thought this thread was about Starship Exeter. Not some pornographic version about the late Gene Roddenberry's original space odyssey.
If anyone wants to discuss such a version, then start another thread. Leave this one to the original subject that it started out with in the first place. That subject being Starship Exeter.
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Oh, don't be so dowdy! Given April's predilections, it's likely to be something along the lines of the cover of Playship magazine, complete with a center-fold spread on Constitution class starships and a naughty take on the facing of the bridge.
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Aw, now ya gone and spoiled the surprise...
Does she warp?
Does she scan?
Does she come complete?
My Starfleet, Starfleet Big E always shook me from my seat.
She was the toughest starship, no other could ever take
My memory of Enterprise I never will forsake.
Years go by, I'm looking through a ship-porn magazine
And there's my Starfleet Big E on the pages in between!
(Chorus)
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Enterprise is a center-fold!
Big E is a center-fold!
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Big E is a center-fold!
...with apologies to J Geils Band.
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And another filk song is born...