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Old March 31 2011, 01:59 AM   #1262
Expo67
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Re: Whatever happened to Starship Exeter?

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I don't think I want to know.
That makes two of us.

I thought this thread was about Starship Exeter. Not some pornographic version about the late Gene Roddenberry's original space odyssey.

If anyone wants to discuss such a version, then start another thread. Leave this one to the original subject that it started out with in the first place. That subject being Starship Exeter.
Oh, don't be so dowdy! Given April's predilections, it's likely to be something along the lines of the cover of Playship magazine, complete with a center-fold spread on Constitution class starships and a naughty take on the facing of the bridge.

Does she warp?
Does she scan?
Does she come complete?
My Starfleet, Starfleet Big E always shook me from my seat.
She was the toughest starship, no other could ever take
My memory of Enterprise I never will forsake.
Years go by, I'm looking through a ship-porn magazine
And there's my Starfleet Big E on the pages in between!
(Chorus)
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Enterprise is a center-fold!
Big E is a center-fold!
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Big E is a center-fold!

...with apologies to J Geils Band.
It's not a question of being dowdy, it's a question of(as DS9Sega would say with Garrovick's picture)staying on topic.

Although, I will admit the spoof of the J Geils Band song is humorous, if not clever.
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