[shows up wearing only a red cape and a pair of Superman briefs and carrying a bottle of champagne and two glasses]
Am I too later for the nudity?
[stops a lone guy strolling through a curving corridor]
Pardon me, buddy, do you know where the nudity went?
Deck five, Captain's quarters.
If you're quoting Chekov from TMP, it's "Deck Five, Keptin. Officer's Quarters."