Loving the TOS stuff.
"Ahead warp factor 3 baldy"
"ok nobody panic, but were being watched from the turbo lift"
"Wow, those new GCI effects shots are just fantastic, look at the Klingon ship on fire"
"Yoohooo...Cap kirk....down here"
"OK I'm official making standing with your arms crossed a offence on this ship"
"What do you mean, import tax?"
"Well at least your working, those lazy buggers in engineering are just standing about "