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Old February 22 2011, 07:05 PM   #79
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Re: Fan Filmmaker's Primer

CorporalCaptain wrote: View Post
Another issue is acting. I would be very interested to read what people had to say about how to act, especially on camera.
a) Get a Canadian passport.
b) Lose your hair and cover it up with a glued-on dust mop.
c) Try to rip open your shirt as often as possible.
d) Recite your lines in a chopped-up pattern no sane person would use.

How James Cawley can try to recreate that and still keep a straight face is completely beyond me.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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