Does it have to be coffee-flavored Kool Aid?
Although it is the official non-alcoholic beverage of choice for this thread, had J. Ashmore politely demurred, I was counting on y'all to offer her a nice Gin Rickey.
In other news:
LMAO. I didn't read the above post closely and thought it was Teacake saying "whippersnappers". I was about to make a crack about her sounding like J'Rulz, then I looked again and saw that it WAS J'Rulz.