"Command is all about image, man. Your tight-waisted officer thing doesn't work for ya, man. I mean, it might have worked for Johnny Luck, but not you, bro. Look at what I'm wearing, dude. I'm like a cross between Dash Rendar, MacGyver, and Nick Fury. Who's gonna want a phaser to the face from that
"Are those... tassels?"
"As you made a query earlier, we have provided extensive calculations and visual aid. In short-"
"In short, this diagram explains in great detail, why we cannot have nice things."
"It's Mellvarr! Run!"