
Alt-Riker: Now, Bill - I may call you Bill, right? - the thing to remember is to NEVER TAKE OFF THE PATCH! The ladies love it. Especially when they find out where I keep the SECOND ONE...
Scared by the sight of Hitlersphinx, Kirk and his team decide to run away, followed by glowing space jelly.
McCoy: DAMN IT, Jim! I've run out of steroids.
Kirk: No worries, Bones. I've still got my GIANT LEFT HAND to defend us!