What is it with Austen fans and the tendency to refer to the author on a first name basis? Makes even academics sound like housewives gossiping about celebrities at the grocery checkout.
And if you're going to write bad literature, at least have the decency to make it brief
. Fucking Mansfield Park
just went on and on and on...
Meanwhile, I can't believe we've had an Austen thread and I forgot to post this, the best version of Pride and Prejudice
Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman