Re: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
.... Aaaaand, director #2 woke up
one recent morning, with one hell of a headache but sober nonetheless, and realized that actually making
this movie would be only slightly less artistically vapid and personally degrading than doing an interpretive dance performance of Thomas Kincade's A Christmas Cottage
while wearing a tutu made entirely of duct tape... as a fundraiser for a Scientology charity initiative to bring E-meters to rural pockets of Tasmania.
Seriously, fuck this project.
You don't like it, WE GET IT for fuck sake.
"But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake."