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Old January 6 2011, 12:57 AM   #15
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Re: Funniest Trek Quotes

Scotty: "When are y'gonna get off that milk diet, lad?"
Chekov: "This is vodka!"
Scott: "Where I come from, that's soda pop. Now, this is a drink for a man."
Chekov: "Scotch?"
Scott: "Aye."
Chekov: "It was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad!"

McCoy: "Well, Mr. Spock, if you’re going into the lion’s den, you’ll need a medical officer."
Spock: "Daniel, as I recall, had only his faith, but I welcome your company, Doctor."

Kirk: "Very good, Spock. We'll make a human out of you yet."
Spock: "I hope not!"

Adam: "Gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy, I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy!"

Scotty: "I've seen the captain feverish, sick, drunk, delirious, terrified, overjoyed, boiling mad. But up to now, I have never seen him red-faced with hysteria."
Remembering Ensign Mallory.
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