Quark: "If we get boarded, I intend to defend my bar, with this." (Holds up box)
Odo: "A box?"
Quark: "No, what's inside the box."
Quark opens box, revealing a piece of paper. Odo picks it up and reads.
Odo: "Dear Quark, I had to borrow parts from your disruptor to fix the replicator. I will return it as soon as I can. Your brother, Rom."
Quark: "What? That idiot! I'll kill him!"
Odo: "With what?"
-DS9's The Way of the Warrior