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Old January 5 2011, 10:42 AM   #5
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Re: Funniest Trek Quotes

Here's a few I collected from TNG:

“Shut off that damned noise! Go to Yellow Alert!” (Picard, Encounter at Farpoint)

“Would you object to your Captain ordering a clearly illegal kidnapping?” (Picard, Encounter at Farpoint)

“What the hell is happening in Engineering?” (Picard, The Naked Now)

“If you prick me, do I not leak?” (Data, The Naked Now)

“Merde. Shields up!” (Picard, The Last Outpost)

“Data: Apologies, Captain. I seem to have reached an odd functional impasse. I am stuck.
Picard: Then get unstuck and continue with the briefing.
Data: Yes, sir. That is what I am trying to do, sir, but the solution eludes me.” (The Last Outpost)

“Pygmy cretins!” (Worf on the Ferengi, The Last Outpost)

“Who else would they send to greet me but the Captain? You may carry my luggage.” (Lwaxana, Haven)

“Considering the rate at which you imbibe, sir, is your lineage at all mixed with human?” (Data to Homm, Haven)

“Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.” (Data, Haven)

“Wesley: What are you doing?
Data: Sneezing.
Wesley: Have you got a cold?
Data: A cold what?”

“Get rid of that damned twitch and put on the correct uniform.” (Picard to Data, Datalore)

“We should be seeing stars by now.” (Picard, Where Silence Has Lease)

“Data: Captain, sensors show nothing out there. Absolutely nothing.
La Forge: Sure is a damned ugly nothing.”
(Where Silence Has Lease)
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