Jake's Wayback Burgers
makes a pretty good, griddle-fried hot dog. The heir to my empire loathes 5 Guys' hot dogs with as much intensity as a five-year-old boy can mustard, but he relishes those found at Jake's.
Anyway, a Jake's dog with chili, cheese, and a handful of jalapeņo peppers strikes a sweet spot between the sublime and the orgasmic for me. I usually order two.