Re: Christmas shopping - who's hardest to buy for?
Jolly Ole Saint RoJo wrote:
Jesus. It's hard to shop for the man who has everything.
Jesus opens his gift: "This is so thoughtful, but I already have a bunch of Myrrh. Did you save the receipt? Maybe I can trade it in."
Just don't get him a balm. "A Balm? What are you giving him a BALM for? It might bite him!"
(side note: For the longest time I thought the line was 'a BOMB'...)
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a Brie?
I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese
Everybody's looking for Stilton