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Old December 4 2010, 10:39 PM   #25
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Re: Christmas shopping - who's hardest to buy for?

Jolly Ole Saint RoJo wrote: View Post
MerryJinXmas wrote: View Post
Jesus. It's hard to shop for the man who has everything.
Jesus opens his gift: "This is so thoughtful, but I already have a bunch of Myrrh. Did you save the receipt? Maybe I can trade it in."
Just don't get him a balm. "A Balm? What are you giving him a BALM for? It might bite him!"

(side note: For the longest time I thought the line was 'a BOMB'...)
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