Seven Words in TNG

as he turned around and lowered his

 

feminine pant suit. "Whoa, do NOT want!"

 

said Spot, who was now an officer.

 

"I see dead people," said Spot, purring.

 

Wesley's "full moon" was cut short when

 

the Ferengi attacked, looking for Geordi's porn

 

which he illegally downloaded. "Lobes Gone Wild"

 

, Geordi's favorite, was safe nevertheless, having been

 

hidden among Worf's "Romance with Ridges" collection

 

which had been 'liberated' by Barclay, who

 

was presently using them in the holodeck.

 

Nobody wanted to talk to Worf, because

 

he only brushed his teeth monthly, so

 

they sent Data instead. "Excuse me Lieutenant,

 

I'd like to speak about dental hygiene."

 

"A Klingon attracts females with his breath,"

 

said Worf. "It makes them bare their

 

Klingon kleavage," Worf explained. "I love kleavage!"

 

"Always on the prowl," complained Data, "I

 

find your fixation upon female Klingon breasts