I have a black helicopter that travels faster than the speed of plot, carries more firepower than most second-world nations and nearly unlimited range.
Will that work?
That thing looks like a prop from Smallville.
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
BTW, if you want in and need to find me, look for the bald guy laughing maniacally about how my evil plan can't possibly fail this time
On a side note, CNN now is saying that the Bahia Emerald is worth $800 million, not that $400 million dollar chump-change quoted in the article. It almost wasn't worth stealing for such a pittance, but now I'm really motivated.