I really want this conversation to happen:
Secondary character: Who are you?
Logan: I'm The Wolverine
SC: Really? You've named yourself after the Wolverine?
Logan: Yeah, you know wolves and stuff.. me in the wild with the wolves.. that sort of hardcore stuff
SC: Em.. a Wolverine isn't a type of wolf, it's a weasel.
Logan: Yeah.. wolves and stuff and... what? A weasel? I'm named after a weasel?