This particular project does not conform to my own personal standards of decency and respect as I have no sense of humor. Therefore, this film (which is obviously done for fun) is automatically a bad idea since my views are the only ones that matter objectively.
Also, I can commune with the dead and know for a fact that Mr. Lincoln would be shocked and appalled by this instead of (rightfully) laughing. Why, its worse than the time he was forced to fight Gengis Khan with Captain Kirk!
Simplied version. No need to thank me.