Good gravy, this sounds like the weirdest movie ever.
But I'll be the first in line because this is my kind of weird.
It's a 3D re-imagining of Lincoln's life that depicts the 16th president as an axe-throwing, highly accomplished killer of vampires, an obsession of his since those bloodsuckers supposedly took the life of his mother. Taking revenge, Lincoln wreaks havoc on the vampires and their slave-owning protectors. Only in Hollywood would such wild fantasy with the reputation of one of America's greatest Presidents be in such demand. Fox wanted the project so badly that when the filmmakers came onto the lot, the studio had bloody axes and bloody footprints strewn about, and arranged for a bugle player in a Confederate uniform playing "Taps" to accompany them to the meeting with studio executives.
Who in the world can they get to play Abe? Gotta be about 6'4", skinny and not Hollywood-handsome.
Isn't there another story that has Lincoln teaming up with Queen Victoria to hunt vampires?