O'Brien: "Major, why do you even need a hairdryer this big?"
Kira: "You wanna go back to waste extraction, Chief? Fix the damn thing!"
Scotty: "Suh, there's something really off about the Enterprise
Kirk: "Really? What's wrong?"
Spock: "It would appear that the sombrero is missing."
Kirk: "An army of kill-bots! Quick, what would Zapp Brannigan do?"
Navigator: "Uh, sir, don't you think we should worry about the Klingons?"
Kirk: "If you turn that channel away from NFL RedZone, you're a dead man!"
Green guy: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Geordi: "It's just that, well, that thing on your head keeps moving whenever Counselor Troi shows up."
Green guy: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Commander."