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Old September 30 2010, 08:05 PM   #2
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Re: Comic Caption Contest #7: Attack of the Killer Robot Army

O'BRIEN: Every season they find new ways to torture me! I can't take it anymore!
KIRA: No, Chief! Serving yourself up as a dinner platter isn't the answer!

"Oh, no! Captain Spiff's starship has been turned into a crude drawing! All sense of proportion has been lost!
"The nacelles are too long and spindly! The saucer isn't even level!
"How can he be saved? What can be done?"

KIRK: We're sunk! Ohh, if only Captain Spiff were here!

CREWMAN: It's no use, Captain! I just can't get it to stop blinking "12:00"!
KIRK: Dammit, man, the manual's right there under your chair!
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