I'll admit that I didn't really pay that much attention to "minus infinity"; when you've got the elegantly tortured adjective clause "worst piece of utmost retarded" sitting just a few short words over, everything else seems to pale into insignificance.
True, but I'm figuring the previous litany of mangled words acted as potholes on the road of discussion, and then "minus infinity" was the flashing road sign that made me swerve off the road, so as I was blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night...wait, I was going somewhere with this.
I tried to make a deal with the Devil, once. Turns out I didn't have anything he wanted.
You will never find a more welcome hive of love and humility.