SPOCK: (Jeezus H Christ, here we go again...)
SULU: Will you two asshats quit flashing gang signs at each other and give me helm olders? The Klingons are closing! Sheesh!
PIKE: Bow-chick-a-bow-wow...hey there, Number One, are you ready for "Round Two"?...
NUMBER ONE: Captain, I'm only gonna say this once...it never happened. And if you tell anyone, I'm going to tell ALL female crewmembers that you were about this big...
CREWMAN: Some tasty hemlock, Captain?
PICARD: Unnamed replacable extra, you're quite the wit? Would you like to join the landing party at our next stop, Hieronomous 5? I hear the brain-sucking plants are an experience not to be missed!
SPOCK: What in the hell...?
McCOY: Who authorized a Duck Dodgers In The 24th-and-a-half Century crossover? Dammit, Spock; I'm a doctor, not a comic editor!