Kirk: "All right, all right, all right. First thing I'll do when we get back is get us some new uniforms, but you're going to all have to learn to live with red."
Spock: "If I were human, my response would be, 'I am screwed.' If I were human."
Pike: "Multiple eyed bug monster, impossible odds; I know exactly what we have to do! Number One, starting losing the clothes."
Number One: "What?!"
Pike: "Don't worry, I saw it in a video game."
A split second before Riker lifted his leg up, tripping the crewman, and spilling hot tea onto Picard's crotch.
Kirk: "Doesn't that jackass know that it's a non-smoking hangar deck?"
Spock: "Quite remarkable, Captain, since we haven't even depressurized the bay yet."