How about some Non Jokes?
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Get out of here! We don't serve mushrooms!"
So the mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you fuckin' jerk!"
A string walks into a bar and the bartender says "Get outa here! We don't serve strings!'
So the string goes outside and gets his hunting knife and stabs the bartender in the face.
What do you call a Mexican flying an airplane?
A pilot you jerk.