Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #5: Talk to the Hand!!
WESLEY: Can I drive the Enterprise?
PICARD: No. Absolutely not.
WESLEY: But I need it for my date tonight!
PICARD: You want the ship to impress a girl????
WESLEY: How else can I get laid?
PICARD: Good point, be back by midnight and with the tank full.
Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land
A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com