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Old September 1 2010, 03:46 AM   #11
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Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #5: Talk to the Hand!!

Crusher: So, then I was all like, 'there is no way that you are going to say that too me and get away with it'.
And she was all like, 'what are you going to do about it.' And, that is why Nurse Ogawa has a red
Crusher hand mark across her left cheek... and her face.
Picard: Ok, but how is the Romulan we found in the escape pod.
Crusher: Oh, he's fine, and you need a hair cut.

Kirk: Are all of them naked fat women?
Spock: Mostly, and mostly Jewish.

Worf: Motherfucker!

Wesley: So, I was like, 'There is no way you are going to talk to me that way...
Picard: Please Wesley, go away.
Wesley: and he was all like, 'what are you going to do about...
Picard: Go Away. Go Away, Go Away!
Wesley: and thats why Lt. Duffy has a red Crusher hand mark on his right cheek... and his face.

See how it all come back around.
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