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Old August 31 2010, 02:24 PM   #2
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Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #5: Talk to the Hand!!

CRU. O! swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon,
That monthly changes in her circled orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.
PIC. What shall I swear by?
CRU. Do not swear at all;
Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,
Which is the god of my idolatry,
And I’ll believe thee.

KIRK: I... didn't want to believe it. But it's true! The Enterprise is cheating on me with another captain!
SPOCK: There is the small matter of my fee...

WORF (quietly): Today is a good day to... sneak out and head for an escape pod!

WESLEY: But, Captain, I --
PICARD: No buts, Mr. Crusher, report to sickbay! These muscle spasms and convulsions of yours may become contagious!
WESLEY: You're right, Captain! It's happening to you!
PICARD: Mon dieu! Hand... twisted... Can't lower my arm... Legs becoming stiff...
WESLEY: Being drawn by Pablo Marcos makes my back hurt!
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