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Old August 31 2010, 04:52 AM   #37
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Re: "Devil"

I got a kick out of this humorous pitch meeting for "Devil".

STUDIO EXEC #1: Thanks for coming to the meeting, everyone. As you know, this is my first day back on the job after being in a coma for the last six years.
STUDIO EXEC #2: Welcome back!
STUDIO EXEC #3: We missed you!
STUDIO EXEC #4: Very little has changed!
STUDIO EXEC #2: We're going to hear a pitch from ... let's see ... oh. M. Night Shyamalan.
STUDIO EXEC #4: Oh, no.
STUDIO EXEC #1: Shyamalan? Terrific! That guy is hot! Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs -- the man is on fire!
STUDIO EXEC #2: Yeah, actually, about that...
STUDIO EXEC #1: Bring him in! Let's do this!
(M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN enters, sitting on a golden throne carried on the backs of a dozen servants while harem girls fan the air before him with palm fronds and chant his name.)
SHYAMALAN: Good morning, gentlemen.
I thought I had found everlasting joy and happiness, but when I clicked the link, it just took me to a Rick Astley video.
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